Satire! US President Donald Trump very recently stated that he has brought the wars to an end. President Trump claimed that he “ended 8 wars in just 8 months” in a social media post with the title “the president of peace”. He also said: “Finally the Middle East is at peace for the first time in 3,000 years!” He achieved this and should be immediately given the Nobel Peace prize. Afterall that is what Alfred Nobel’s original intention was, a prize to those who stop war.
President Trump stopped the war in Israel/Palestine with his peace initiative and board of peace of which he is chairman. The death of 680,000 Palestinians was a small price to pay for peace there. Hamas disarmed and all fighting and violence in Gaza and the West Bank has now ceased. Israel’s forces have withdrawn. Thank God the violence has ended. It is bad for peace.
Gaza is to be rebuilt by Trump’s son-in-law and that should help stabilize the region for more peace. The offshore oil can now be exploited for the benefit of all the Gazan people. The US and Israel will help them do that and Trump will supervise. More peace through oil!
Israel has stopped its bombing of neighbouring countries including Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, Qatar, and Iran. Most importantly Iran has ceased all efforts to make a nuclear weapon. Israel has admitted it has its own nuclear weapons but will not threaten Iran with them. They are purely for self-defence.
President Trump met with Russian President Putin and told him he wanted peace and was willing to allow Russia to unconditionally surrender. As a result of that meeting Trump ended the war in the Ukraine by getting Russia to surrender and pay reparations to the European Union for all the money they put into fighting that righteous war against the Russian aggressor. Ukraine now will be rebuilt with the $300 billion the EU and NATO was forced to steal from Russia when it invaded the Ukraine. Anyway Trump got the Russians to stop bombing the cities of Ukraine and all is now at peace.
Trump also ended the wars between Israel and Iran, Pakistan and India, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo, Thailand and Cambodia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Egypt and Ethiopia, and Serbia and Kosovo. Those neighbours are now peacefully trading and cooperating with each other. All is forgiven.
What a great Christmas for all these countries! Christmas is a time of peace and finally the world is at peace everywhere.
With sunrise and the white dove of peace descending on the world we have so much to look forward to with President Trump in charge of the world.
Greenland has nothing to fear, because when they are peacefully taken over by Trump they also will only have more peace and safety. Denmark has not been doing a good job of protecting Greenland and so for the sake of “peace through strength” Trump needs make peace by taking that piece of real estate. Who could complain about that? It is not about oil and mineral wealth either, it is just about peace.
And I don’t know why President Maduro and Venezuela are so concerned. An invasion of their country by the Trump US navy and marines will be done totally peacefully. Nobody will be harmed, and besides it is for the good of the Venezuelan people that Trump may do that. He only wants to take good care of them. All their oil, land and natural wealth, which has always been US property, is just a bonus payment for all the peace that Donald Trump will bring them.
Trump’s Navy has brought the drug smugglers to heel. He “gently nudged” their drug-laden boats with missiles more than a thousand miles from the US coastline. The narco-terrorists immediately realised the error of their ways and gave themselves up. Peace will expand now because Trump stopped the flow of narcotics from Colombia and Venezuela.
And Trump had to confiscate those 3 oil tankers off the coast of Venezuela bound for China and the tiny state of Cuba. One was for Cuba, which needs the refined petroleum, probably diesel to power their speedboats and naval vessels to attack the United States. With all that, Cuba could have done untold damage on the US mainland cities. So that means Trump also ended Cuba’s war against the US.
One of the tankers was bound for China on a Chinese owned ship. That seemed to be a problem until Trump said that he would give all the oil back to China and return their vessel. Sorry! My bad, he said. So you can see he wants peace not war.
Even though Trump just gave Taiwan $10 billion for offensive missiles that could reach Beijing from Taipei he did it to promote peace. It is him sending Beijing a Christmas message of “peace through strength”. And no offense was intended. I think the Chinese can easily see it that way. They will take it as a gesture of peace.
Trump only wants peace with China and Russia because they are also nuclear armed superpowers. He’s not crazy! He respects that. He would never do anything like supplying their enemies with state-of-the-art offensive weapons. He wants peace!
Trump finally ended the war between the US and the UK/European Union/Ukraine. The leaders of the UK, France and Germany were not too happy but when he threatened to withdraw all US forces from their countries and remove the US nuclear umbrella they had to agree. “Peace through strength” again! The UK and the EU gladly chose to stop backing the Ukraine with military materiel and make peace by offering Russia the olive branch. Now peace there too.
Finally peace has come to the world. If I have forgotten any area where peace has resulted, it was also Donald Trump’s doing. He is just everywhere, omnipresent and omnipotent. He seems to be omniscient also, so watch what you are thinking. I wouldn’t want you to be tariffed by him and censored for your free speech.
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